THE POOP AND ROLL!

AND HERE IT IS, THE SEQUEL TO THE POOP AND SLIDE! OUR FIRST LITTER GAINED FAME FROM THEIR DAILY EXCURSIONS INTO NASTINESS WITH THE POOP AND SLIDE, AND LITTER NUMBER TWO HAS THEIR OWN VERSION, THE POOP AND ROLL! WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE YOU ASK? WELL FOR ONE THE POOP AND SLIDE WAS MASS DESTRUCTION OF THE PUPPY ROOM AND ANYTHING WITHIN ITS WALLS, REQUIRING GROUP PARTICIPATION AND A SUPERB SENSE OF TIMING. THE POOP AND ROLL REQUIRES MORE ONE ON ONE ACTION AND LEAVES THE PARTICIPANTS COVERED IN A STINKY GOOEY SUBSTANCE THAT CAN ONLY BE REMOVED WITH SEVERAL SESSIONS OF SOAKING AND SCRUBBING. THE POOP AND SLIDE INITIATED WITH EVERY PUPPY SIMULTANEOUSLY RUNNING TO DIFFERENT SPOTS IN THE ROOM AND POOPING UP A STORM, THEN QUICKLY MOVING TO ANOTHER SPOT TO PEE. ONCE THE AROMA MADE IT'S WAY TO US WE WOULD DASH IN TO THE ROOM JUST IN TIME TO SEE THEM RUNNING AND SLIDING THROUGH THE WHOLE MESS, IT THEN BECAME A GAME AS TO WHO WAS THE LAST PUP TO GET CAUGHT. THE POOP AND ROLL IS MORE OF A CONTACT SPORT WITH ONE PUP STARTING OFF WITH A GIANT POOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR, USUALLY THIS IS TOTES. NOT WANTING TOTES TO HAVE ALL THE FUN THE REST OF THE GANG FOLLOW IN HIS PAW PRINTS AND PRETTY SOON WE HAVE 8 PILES OF POO. OF COURSE YOU CAN'T DO #2 WITHOUT #1 SO THAT IS NEXT, THEN THEY JUST FLOP DOWN AND ROLL, AND ROLL AND ROLL. ONCE THEY ARE COATED IN A NICE THICK LAYER OF IT THEY START THEIR VERSION OF THE WWF. THE CLEAN UP REQUIRES FIVE ROLLS OF PAPER TOWELS, TWO JUMBO PACKAGES OF BABY WIPES, 20 GALLONS OF WARM WATER AND HAZMAT GEAR! OH, AND ONCE I SAW KELLY CLEANING OUT TOTE'S NOSE WITH Q-TIPS, ACTUALLY I HAVE SEEN HER DO THAT ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION. TO HER CREDIT MOMMA LOOKS THOROUGHLY DISGUSTED BY THEIR BEHAVIOR.

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